Dear EastEnders,
What? Keith Miller can't afford cornflakes, yet the Miller household seems to have wireless broadband? As does the caff? Since when?
Also: shut up, Dawn Swan; shut up, Rob; shut up, May; shut up, entire Wicks clan; shut up, Chelsea; shut up, Sean; shut up, post-cruise Peggy; shut up, Squiggle; shut up, everyone apart from Tanya.
Love,
Miss Hacksaw
Damn it, I think I blew an artery.
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3 comments:
Wireless broadband is actually in the air. And they can afford that, because air is free. In big towns and cities, dont-you-know, you're never more than six feet away from about seventeen wireless broadband connections, at least one of which will be unsecured.
But yeah. Right on. Dawn Swan should be garrotted, she's nearly as bad as that dreadful Zoe. It's ok to say that, because she's fictional, right?
Ah, that explains it. To quote Bill Bryson, I am the sort of person who is mystified as to why electricity doesn't leak out of sockets, so it was inevitable that I'd be setting myself up for technological embarrassment with this post.
The garrotting of Dawn Swan would be sweet, sweet television.
I don't think you need be technologically embarrassed.
I do hate it though when changes happen in Eastenders without us knowing, or without anyone mentioning it.
Like people buying new toasters and things. I mean, who buys a new toaster these days, without mentioning it to someone?
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