Look, it has to be done. I've just watched one of the most hysterical half hours of television ever thanks to EastEnders which included all the traditional soap stalwarts of hysteria, insanity, tears, blood and scalpels (for more on the madness, I recommend a visit to Ms Baroque).
In snarky thanks, therefore, I present the Easties Awards 2007. If you wish you can have your say by leaving your nominations for the following categories in the comments box.
Category #1: Silliest Brookside-esque Storyline (I fear there may be a clear winner for this one)
Category #2: The Phil Daniels Award for Shoddy Acting
Category #3: The Mince and Gary Award for Inane Comic Relief Storyline
Category #4: The "Hang On, This Totally Doesn't Make Sense" Award
Category #5: The Award for Excellent Villainry
Category #6: The "Ew!" Award for Unnecessary Mental/Actual Images
Category #7: The "Shut up, Chelsea" Award for Most Annoying Early-20s Character
Category #8: The Asif and Martin Award for Zany Moneymaking Schemes
I think that's probably enough to be getting on with. Expect a glittering awards ceremony, with free Churchills and catering by Beale, soon enough.
And if youo wish to comment about me having no life, I KNOW. You don't need to tell me.