Wednesday, September 27, 2006

"Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly."

How pleased was I to read this article today?

I love the fact that someone has a job thinking up new types of doll for us consumers.

"Ehhh, how about a Sven Goran Eriksson?"

"No, John."

"A Charlotte Church one, then."

"No, John."

"Shane Warne! Tubby cricketing excellency, now in doll shaped form!"

"No, John."

"Got it. T-Bag from Prison Break. Wife-beater, snapped off teeth and a mullet!"

"You legend!"

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