Things to do

1. Stop watching Hollyoaks. Or at least, if I watch it, do not publicise the fact.

2. Before bed, have a serious word with my subconscious. This morning I woke up from a dream where I was playing baseball with Girls Aloud. What the fuck? For the record, Sarah Harding was lovely; and Cheryl Tweedy lamped me one when I failed to hit the ball.